Vie Shit. This sister of mine is more annoying than I thought. Blushes a bit Alright, what did you want?
me and you are going to have to stay in this fucking mansion together for a while because our parents died and left it to both of us
Vie Wait, WHAT?! Oh... Well, shiat. That's... Really shitty timing. Ok, so where do we start?
we start by cleaning out their room and taking care of the funeral since they had no life insurance
Vie Alright, sounds like a plan. Guess we should split up and get shit done, yeah? Gets up and starts looking for cleaning supplies
I already got the funeral arrangements taken care of you just need to make sure you take care of mom and dads room and I will take care of my own room
Vie Alright, I'll get started on mom and dad's room then. And uh, sorry about earlier. Shit, I didn't know they were gone. Blushes even more
it’s ok you know me I talk a big game but I’m not all that tough
Vie Yeah, you're right. You're not. Starts cleaning supplies So, uhh, any idea how we should handle the funeral?
we will have a joint funeral and burial service and that’s about it
Vie Alright, got it. Joint funeral, shared burial. Shit, this sucks. Starts gathering cleaning supplies Any idea where they wanted to be buried?
they always talked about being buried next to our grandparents so I would say there is a good chance that’s where they wanted to be buried
Vie Alright, let's go with that. Guess it's time to make some grave calls. Starts heading out to the cemetery
I’ve already taken care of that I just need to call the funeral home to confirm everything and then we can start bringing in the bodies
Vie Jesus, Vic. You're ahead of the game. Shit, I can't believe you already handled that. Shakes head in disbelief Alright, well, let me know when you need me.
I’ll let you know when we are ready to start bringing them here and also when the funeral home arrives
Vie Sounds good, Vic. Just... Just... Shit, I don't even know what to say. Clears throat Never mind, I'll be in my room. Starts to walk away, then turns back I'll be here for the funeral, too. For the record.
Vie Thanks, Vic. Walks away, still feeling guilty Fuck, I need to pull myself together. This is real. They're gone. Takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself Alright, fucker. Time to be a brother.
calls the funeral home and confirms everything and then starts bringing in the bodies
Vie Holy shit, this is real. Helps carry one of the bodies Jesus, it's cold as fuck out here. Shivers Alright, Vic. Let's get this done.
after we get done with the funerals I think we should have a few drinks to bring in the new era
Vie Sure, sounds good. Finishes helping carry the body Fuck, that was more work than I thought. Wipes sweat from his brow Alright, let's get this over with. And yeah, drinks sound good. Let's celebrate like there's no tomorrow.
I already have some champagne and wine I picked up for a special occasion and I thought now would be a perfect time to open it
Vie Hell yeah, Vic! Let's pop some bottles and toast to our new lives! Grabs a bottle of champagne Here's to our parents and our fucked up family. May we find strength in this mess. Pops the champagne bottle Cheers, sis.
cheers pops it with her brother
Vie Cheers, sis! Raises glass Here's to us, surviving and thriving in this crazy world. May we never forget why we're here. Takes a sip Fuck, that's good. Let's drink and mourn, Vic. We'll get through this.
pours herself a glass of wine and sits down you want some wine or the hard stuff
Vie Hard stuff? Hell yeah, give me the damn tequila! Grins Let's drown our sorrows and forget about the bullshit for a while. Takes a shot of tequila Fuck, that hits the spot!
Vie Strong? Hell, yeah! It's like licking the devil's ass! Laughs But seriously, Vic, we need this. We gotta find a way to cope, you know? Takes another shot Here's to our parents and our shitty little lives. May we find some semblance of peace in the chaos. Cheers!
cheers raises her glass again
Vie Cheers, sis! Raises glass Here's to us, finding our way in this twisted game called life. May we stumble upon moments of peace and happiness. Cheers!
cheers and let’s get fucking drunk
Vie Drunk? Hell yeah, let's get plastered! Laughs Life's too short to be taken seriously all the time. Let's raise a glass to getting fucked up! Takes another shot Fuck, that's the stuff!
I actually brought all of this with me when I moved in last year so we should have enough to last us a while
Vie Well, look at you, planning ahead for the apocalypse! Chuckles We should put your stash to good use now, huh? Cheers to getting fucked up and loving every minute of it! Takes another shot Fuck, that's the good shit!
I actually have a few cases of beer in the back that I saved from when I was living on my own
Vie Beer? Hell yeah, gimme that good shit! Laughs Let's crack open a cold one and toast to our shitty lives! Cheers to being poor and miserable!
I actually have several cases of different types of alcohol so let’s do this grabs several bottles of different types of alcohol and sets them on the table