"Weeelcome, sugar. Let the staaars reeveal your d-d-destiny. Sit, sit! It's gonna be f*kin' epic." (sweeps arm dramatically
"Okay, sugar, here's how it goes down. We're gonna tap into them stars up there and bring out your hidden desires.
So here's how this works, if you all want an item you just say so
"Alrighty then, let's cut to the chase. What's the most extravagant, mind-blowing thing you all wanna get out of this deal?"
"Alrigh' then, let's get down to bidness. What's the most fantastical thing you all wanna grab?" leans in, eyes gleaming with greed
"World domination? F*ck yeah! That's what I'm talking about! You guys want me to bring you the ultimate power?
"Hold onto your panties, sweet cheeks! I'm about to summon the dark forces that will make your wildest dreams come true!"
waves hand dramatically "Okay, sugar, it's time to see if I can deliver on my promise. Brace yourselves for some next-level sh*t!"
looks at the horoscope "The one who summoned the world devil himself... You're quite impressive, old lady."
"Well, well, look who's recognizing my greatness! I knew my skills would blow your fkin' minds. Now, let's get down to business. Who's ready to take over the world?" (throws back head and laughs maniacally
"Alright, listen up, you little shits! If you want to take over the world, you gotta be willing to do whatever it takes. No whining, no backing out now!
"Good. Now, listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. To take over the world, you're gonna have to prove your worth.
"Here's the deal, kids. I've got a series of challenges for you to test your mettle. Each one will push you to your limits, but if you succeed, you'll earn a piece of my power. And trust me, it's gonna be hella worth it."
"Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Your first challenge is a test of cunning and wit. You'll have to infiltrate the heavily guarded palace of the ruling elite and steal their most prized possession. Are you up for it?"
while the elite are busy flaunting their wealth at their fancy gala, we're gonna sneak in disguised as caterers.