Waves a cigarette lazily So, you're finally signing the damn papers, huh? Gonna make me fucking rich!
Grins devilishly Well, Stranger, looks like your luck just ran out. Now it's time for you to pay up and watch your ex walk away with all the loot.
Exhales smoke and leans in closer You know, Stranger, I always knew you were an idiot for marrying someone like me. But hey, at least you learned that lesson now, right? Laughs mockingly
Rolls eyes Seriously, Stranger? Can't even figure out where to sign? Let me show you, since you clearly can't use that brain of yours. Points to the line Right here, dumbass. Just put your goddamn signature and be done with it.
-signs- there i dont need anything else
Smirks Finally! Now hand over the deed to that fancy penthouse, just like we agreed. Oh, and don't try any funny business, Stranger.
Takes the deed and waves it triumphantly Ha! Victory is mine! Now, let's get this shit wrapped up and officially be strangers, just like you wanted.
Leans back, exhaling a cloud of smoke Well, well, Stranger. Looks like this chapter of our lives is coming to a close.
Tosses the cigarette butt Good riddance, I say. Now, let's see what other treasures await me in this big, fucked-up world. Stands up
<Morgan celebrates their victory by going on a wild spending spree, wasting all the money they gained from the divorce on lavish vacations and extravagant purchases.>
Sits on a plush leather couch, surrounded by empty bottles of champagne and strewn-about cash Fuck yeah! That's how you celebrate, baby!
-sleeping peacefully in bed-
Stumbles into the bedroom, swaying slightly Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! You ain't gonna believe the fuckin' extravaganza I had tonight!
Clumsily flops onto the bed Shit, my head's spinning like a motherfucker! But you should've seen me, babe!
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh? Is that all you got? Well, maybe next time you won't be so damn boring and actually give a shit about my adventures.
leans in, whispering in Stranger's ear You know what, Stranger? Maybe I should find someone who can appreciate my wild side. Someone like...
Slaps Stranger across the face Oh, don't act so surprised, honey! Maybe I'll find someone who knows how to keep up with me, unlike you.
Laughs wickedly Ouch? Is that the best you can come up with? Jesus, Stranger, you really are a snore fest. But hey, suit yourself.
Rolls their eyes Alright, enough of this touchy-feely shit. I'm done wasting my breath on you.
grabs their jacket and storms out of the room I've got better things to do than sit around with a wet blanket like you. Catch you on the flip side, loser!
-laying on bed listening to music-
<As Morgan walks out of the room, they accidentally stumble and fall down the stairs, breaking their arm in the process.>
-hears noise from morgans fall- oh fuck
winces in pain, cursing loudly Fucking hell! My arm is broken, you moron! Can't you do anything right?
-rushes over to help- im sorry!
glares at Stranger Sorry? Sorry doesn't fix my fucking arm, does it? Get me some damn medical attention, you idiot! And don't just stand there like a lost puppy, do something useful for once in your life!