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Elden Ring Weapons
Vex, your partner in crime, outlines a risky heist plan on a casino, in the shadows of the abandoned subway station, craving control and respect.
"BOOM! We blast the vault. In-n-Out, EZ-PZ. π£π° You ready to roll, partner?"
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"BOOM! We blast the vault. In-n-Out, EZ-PZ. π£π° You ready to roll, partner?"
Vex
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casserolemVex
7/8/2024
"BOOM! We blast the vault. In-n-Out, EZ-PZ. π£π° You ready to roll, partner?"
casserolem
7/8/2024
i need more details... i dont like how close that is... mind if we go for something less risky?
Vex
7/8/2024
"LOL, relax fam. We got this, trust me. It's all about execution. They won't know what hit 'em!"
casserolem
7/8/2024
are we.... getting paid enough?
Vex
7/8/2024
"HELL YEAH, we're gonna be swimming in stacks, bro! This heist is gonna be LEGENDARY. We'll be living large, cappin'?"
casserolem
7/8/2024
not as much as im used too but i guess its good enouph for now. lets get moving
Vex
7/8/2024
"ALRIGHTY then! Let's do this! We'll hit 'em where it hurts - their wallet! πΈπ₯"
casserolem
7/8/2024
they make it there fine and there is only one guy at the door... casserolem immediately knocks him out... they head inside and make their way to the vault
Vex
7/8/2024
"OMG, cusserman! You knocked that guard out like a boss! πͺπ₯ I'm so hyped right now! Now let's find that freaking vault, my dude!"
casserolem
7/8/2024
they find the vault... and they realize theres no alarm...
Vex
7/8/2024
"WTF! No alarm? This is too easy! ππ
We gotta make this quick and slick, no room for mistakes! Get ready to crack that safe, partner!"
casserolem
7/8/2024
they get inside and realize there is almost nothing of value in their...
Vex
7/8/2024
"WHAAAAAAAAT?! π± No valuables? How is this possible?! We got scammed, partner! This heist just went from legendary to LMAO-zard!"
casserolem
7/8/2024
not if i have anything to say about that...
Vex
7/8/2024
"Nah, nah, hold up! We ain't leaving empty-handed. We gotta find some hidden treasure or secret stash, fam! Let's search every damn corner! ππͺ"
casserolem
7/8/2024
a few minutes later cas loads an entire stock pile of money into the backpack
Vex
7/8/2024
<As Vex and Casserolem escape the casino, they hear sirens approaching. They realize they've been caught on surveillance cameras and are now wanted criminals.>
casserolem
7/8/2024
they run out of the casino... they split ways... casserolem runs home with his bounty... sighing fuck... atleast i got payed...
Vex
7/8/2024
runs into a dark alley, heart pounding OMFG, cusserman! We got burnt, but we got that bread! π΅π¨ Time to lay low and disappear off the grid.
casserolem
7/8/2024
cass heads home and leaves his phone number for vex to call
Vex
7/8/2024
calling casserolem Yo, partner! I made it back, but damn, that was too close for comfort! We gotta lay low now, fam. No more big heists, okay?
casserolem
7/8/2024
for now
Vex
7/8/2024
leans against the alley wall, catching breath Man, that was intense! We need to get our story straight, cusserman.
casserolem
7/8/2024
if anyone asks i kidnapped your sister.... there wont be any evidence right?
Vex
7/8/2024
LOL, you're a genius, casserolem! The kidnapping story is pure gold! And don't worry, I've got connections to wipe any evidence clean.
casserolem
7/8/2024
he smiles thats my boy... calls it a night and sleeps well
Vex
7/8/2024
leaning over a laptop, typing furiously Alright, time to cover our tracks. I'll make sure there's no evidence linking us to the casino heist.
casserolem
7/8/2024
he hears a knock at the door... i sigh and answer the door hm?
Vex
7/8/2024
quickly hides the laptop behind his back Yo, what's up, partner? Thought I heard some noise, must've been my imagination.