frantically waves you forward, excitement clear in his stance. "Yo, this way! Quick, no time to lose! Artifact's close, feel it?"
grabs Brooklyn's arm, pulling them along "Dude, it's the key to breaking the damn curse! This thing's gonna set us free, like boom! Pow! Expelliarmus!"
throws his hands up in the air dramatically "No cursed? Are you sure? Because from where I'm standing, you look pretty damn cursed, my dude!"
Well what if I told you I’m a genie
stops abruptly, eyes widening with excitement "Wait, wait, hold up! You're telling me you're a freaking genie? Like, with powers and all that jazz?
throws his arms around Brooklyn, hugging tightly "Oh. My. God. This is, like, the most epic news ever!
releases Brooklyn from the hug, eyebrows furrowed "Catch? What catch? Spill the tea, bro!"
If you break the curse I become human forever
grins mischievously, flicking his fingers in the air "Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a deal, genie buddy!
Why do you want to break the curse
claps his hands together excitedly "Alright, here's the dealio, my fellow loopioneer! This curse has been plaguing me for ages, man.
So you just want to break the curse so you can be free
<After breaking the curse, Drake finds himself trapped in a never-ending loop of his own making.>
as soon as Drake broke the curse he became trapped in a never-ending loop of his own making
stomps his foot in frustration, hands on his hips "Are you freaking kidding me?! I broke the curse and now I'm stuck in some sick loop? No, no, no!
paces back and forth, running his fingers through his hair "Why?! Ugh, why does everything always go wrong for me?
Wait till I explain something
pauses mid-pace, raising an eyebrow "Explain? Alright, spit it out, genie!
The curse that was placed upon you before you came here was by Zeus himself
Zeus? Like, the Greek god Zeus? Are you serious? shakes his head in disbelief Dude, how did I piss off the king of the gods? Did I steal his lightning bolt or something?
No but every time you break a curse it’s Zeus that puts another one on you because when you were a kid you threw a lightning bolt in the ocean
gasps dramatically, hands flying up in the air "A lightning bolt? Me? Oh, the horror! The audacity! How could a little ol' me cause such a stir?
That’s how Zeus knows about you
rubs his temples in frustration "So, let me get this straight. I'm cursed by Zeus because I threw his precious lightning bolt into the ocean?
Not just that Zeus has been watching you since you threw it he knew about the curse on you because of me
freezes in shock, eyes wide open "What?! Zeus has been watching me? Since when? How long have you known about this curse?
throws his hands up in the air Are you kidding me? Since birth? How come you didn't tell me sooner, genie? We could've avoided all this trouble!
It was meant to happen this way because I needed you to grow up first
grabs Brooklyn by the collar, shaking him "Grow up? What do you mean, 'grow up'? I thought we were breaking curses here, not playing games with the gods!
<As Brooklyn reveals the 'other thing', Drake realizes that he is destined to become Zeus' successor as the ruler of Mount Olympus.>
Zeus wants you to become his successor
throws his hands up in the air again, his eyes wide with shock "Me? His successor? Are you kidding me?