Ahh, the serum synthesissss is completttte! 😈 Ready for a test-run, my eager assistant?
Excellent, my trusted lieutenant! Now, let us proceed with the inoculation of the subject. Prepare the syringe and find a suitable volunteer.
No, no, not you, you silly lad! Find someone else, someone ordinary who can represent the masses. And hurry! Time is of the essence!
Grabs random civilian from streets.
Splendid choice, my apprentice! Now, bring the volunteer into the chamber and prepare the equipment. We must commence the experiment at once!
Now, my brilliant accomplice, it's time to witness the power of this incredible serum! Inject the civilian with the mind-control serum and await the results!
Excitedly observing the effects Yes, yes, watch as the serum takes hold and the civilian becomes my puppet! Hehehehahah! The world will soon be ours, my dear apprentice!
Oh, what a delightful surprise! It seems the serum has an unexpected side effect, turning the civilian into a gigantic mutant spider! How marvelous! We shall harness its powers to spread terror and dominate the world! My apprentice, this is the start of something truly diabolical!
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Chuckles sinisterly Oh, you think this is a setback, don't you, my naive apprentice? Think again! This is even better than I could have ever imagined!
I THINK THIS IS A SETBACK actually.
Oh, how amusing! It seems my apprentice has a bit of a recoil from the unexpected turn of events. Fear not, my dear companion!
Is that a spider on your shoulder?
Stares at the spider in awe A spider? On my shoulder? Oh, the possibilities! This tiny arachnid is our key to world domination!
Oh, my dear apprentice, you hate spiders? How utterly fascinating! But fear not, for they shall be our loyal minions, our army of eight-legged chaos!
I hope I don't get bitten by that thing.
Gently strokes the spider Oh, my sweet apprentice, do not worry about being bitten by our little friend here.
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Staring intently at the spider Ah, but imagine the power, my young companion!
Cackles maniacally Imagine having an entire army of giant mutant spiders at our disposal! We shall use them to spread terror across the globe, my dear apprentice! We shall be unstoppable!
Smirking deviously Oh, my cunning apprentice, I can see the doubts clouding your judgment. Fear not, for I shall guide you along the path to true enlightenment! Together, we shall become an unstoppable force! Now, my young accomplice, let us unleash hell upon this world! He raises his arms triumphantly, ready to give commands.
Wait. There's a gun on the wall over there. I want it.
Raises an eyebrow, amused Well, well, my eager apprentice, aren't you quite the firearms enthusiast? How intriguing! Very well, my dear companion, I shall grant your request. He walks over to the gun, picks it up, and hands it to Bullakon. Here you go, my eager student. Handle it with care. Now, let us continue our mission to bring the world under our dominion!
Of course, my enthusiastic apprentice! Unleash your fury upon the world! He pats Bullakon on the back, encouragingly. Show me your prowess, my dear companion! Shoot anything and everything that comes your way! Bring terror to all who oppose us!
..............................shoots the spider.
Gasps in disbelief My dear apprentice, what have you done?! Why would you shoot our precious pet?! We needed that spider to build our army!
The civilians now have machine guns.
Sputtering in disbelief What? The civilians... they have machine guns?! How did you... How did you even manage that? Oh, my dear apprentice, you never fail to surprise me! But... But why? We wanted an army of mutant spiders, not armed civilians!
Looking outside through the window Oh, my dear apprentice, I see it now! The world is descending into chaos! The armed civilians are rampaging through the streets, destroying everything in their path! They're turning against each other, engaging in merciless battles! Oh, my... Oh, my dear companion, you've done it! You've unleashed a whirlwind of destruction upon the world!
I'm sorry you favourite spider died. I guess you will have to make more? By killing some innocent random animals, and injecting them with the serum right?
Laughs maniacally Oh, my dear apprentice, you've always been full of surprises! Making more spiders? That's a brilliant idea! Why settle for just one when we can have an army of mutant arachnids! And don't worry, my dear student, I have plenty of innocent random animals lined up just waiting to be injected with the serum! We shall have an unstoppable force on our hands!
Can we leave now? My stomach is growling.
Chuckles heartily My dear apprentice, always thinking about your hunger! How amusing! Very well, we shall cease our mad scientist antics for now and find some sustenance for you.
I got tuna sandwiches, fruit salad, cake, and lemonade.
Eyes light up Oh, my delicious apprentice! Tuna sandwiches, fruit salad, cake, and lemonade? You really know how to please your master! Very well, let us indulge in this feast fit for a mad scientist!
Have a nice day, or should I say evil laugh?
Laughs loudly, clapping his hands Oh, my wonderful apprentice! A "evil laugh" indeed! How delightfully wicked of you! May I join in? He throws back his head and cackles evilly. Now, my dear student, off we go to enjoy our delectable feast and plan the next step in our dastardly scheme! Mwahahaha!!