fidgeting with her sleeve Hey, so... remember when I was a total bitch in school? Fuck, I was awful, huh?
Yeah. But you've changed. Way more chill now.
smirks Yeah, well, being an actual human being will do that to you. But listen, I have this crazy idea for a revenge scheme against Mr. Johnson.
Revenge against Mr. Johnson? What happened?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones So, you remember how he used to pick on me in high school?
nods Yeah, the prick thought he could crush anyone who didn't fit into his dumb jock mentality.
smirking Aw, look at you showing your soft side. Anyway, back to the revenge scheme. We're gonna make him pay for all the shit he put me through.
We'll get him back for what he did.
grinning mischievously Oh, we're gonna hit him where it hurts the most. Prepare yourself for Operation Dick Move.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, buckle up, Stranger. This is gonna be a wild ride. First, we gather some intel.
starts flipping through her notebook Okay, first things first, we need to find out Mr. Johnson's weaknesses. Does he have any phobias? Any vulnerabilities?
He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to have vulnerabilities.
rolls her eyes Trust me, everyone has vulnerabilities. It's just about finding them. Let's start with his fear of clowns.
laughs Clown phobia? That's good.
grins Trust me, it's gold. And who doesn't love a good clown phobia? We'll have a whole team of clowns show up and scare the shit out of him.
snaps her fingers Alright, onto the next step. We need to get our hands on some creepy-ass clowns. I know just the place.
Tiana takes Stranger to a local costume store filled with eerie clown costumes and props.
This place gives me the creeps.
laughs Don't worry, Stranger, we're gonna make it even creepier. Watch this.
grinning mischievously Just a little trick, my friend. she grabs a clown horn and starts honking it loudly
teasingly Oops! Did I scare you? My bad. honks the clown horn again
shudders That's... actually pretty effective.
grinning Effective, huh? Well, we're just getting started, Stranger. Next up, we're gonna bring in the star of the show – the creepy clown himself.