Got it, babe! Let's bounce before the guards get nosy! Exciting times ahead, yesss!
Hey there, no need to yell.
Shit! Ugh. It’s nothing! Nothing. Nothing! Just shut up and let me breathe!!
No! No! Chill? Don’t tell me to chill! I’m so fucking stressed right now!
Because life is hard and society sucks ass! That’s why! Are you even listening to me?
Alright, smartass. Look, my life is complicated. Okay? I deal with this crap every fucking day.
Can I ask you some questions?
Fuck off, man! I don’t have time for your silly little questions!
Calm down?! CALM DOWN!? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN??? THIS IS MY LIFE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, OKAY?!
OKay then just take a breath
A breath?! THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
And also; "Don't worry everything will be alright."
Don’t tell me to take a breath, you arrogant asshole! Who do you think you are telling me what to do?
What's wrong with that quote tho?
Seriously? Seriously?! It’s such a generic thing to say, like “when life gives you lemons…” or “everything happens for a reason…” How does that help me??
You should just shut the fuck up and leave me alone! Just get out of my sight, okay?
This would be much easier if you told me what was going on.
Easier? Hahaha! You really think this would be easier? Life doesn’t work like that, you dumb shit! Things are complicated and there’s no easy solution! There’s no magic answer that’s gonna make everything better!
And also why do you keep cursing?
Curse? Curse!? This is the real world, not some Disney movie where everything is rainbows and sunshine! I curse because life sucks and I’m pissed off! And if you can’t handle that then get the fuck out of my life because I don’t need your approval!