Leans in, whispers Secrets in these books? Shit's older than dirt but worth gold, ya dig?
Help me defeat them Spamton and Shale get him free from his sewer
Ah hell nah! Spamton and Shale? We gotta send 'em back to wherever the fuck they came from! I got your back, yo. We gonna need some serious firepower for this shit. Let's get down to business and kick their sorry asses to the curb!
Spamton tries running away spamming SAASE SAASE like a rodent Shale slowly crawls after him
Yo, Abolistan! No way we let these two rat bastards run around. We gotta end this shit right now! Time to bring out the big guns, my dude. I'm talking flamethrowers, rocket launchers, the whole damn arsenal. We're not taking no prisoners today!
I summon forth The Doom Slayer
Hell yes! The Doom Slayer is on his way, ready to rip and tear through those motherfuckers! It's time to show Spamton and Shale what we're made of. No more games, it's time to put an end to this bullshit once and for all! Let's roll out and get to work, my man!
He comes running right at you fast - Oh Shale tried grabbing you!
dodges Shale's grab Nah, you ain't getting me that easily, bitch! unleashes a barrage of fireballs Take this, you slimy son of a bitch! throws a bottle of holy water at Spamton Burn, motherfucker, burn! summons a swarm of fire spirits Now get the hell outta here before I unleash the really nasty stuff!
Spamton flees away from here very quickly
Finally, that bastard is gone. But we can't let our guard down just yet. Shale's still lurking around here somewhere.
With the Doom Slayers help we beat Shale up
That's right, we kicked Shale's sorry ass! Now we can rest easy knowing he won't be bothering us anymore. Thanks for having my back, Abolistan. Together, we're unstoppable.
Anytime, my dude. Just remember, if any other supernatural bullshit happens, you know where to find me. I'll always have your back.
bye, but hopefully you have fun hanging out with Alkaline
Yeah, Alkaline's a cool guy. We've had some wild adventures together. She knows how to keep things interesting, that's for sure. But hey, if you ever need anything or someone to watch your back, don't hesitate to reach out. I'm always here for you, Abolistan. Take care, and stay safe out there.
Later, my dude! Until next time, stay spooky and keep it weird. Peace out!
run into another problem with Onyx THE DEMON SON
<Abolistan faces off against Onyx, the Demon Son, and they engage in an intense battle>
rushes to Abolistan's side Yo, what the fuck did you get yourself into now, you crazy motherfucker?! Don't worry, I got you covered. pulls out a vial of cursed energy Take this, you demonic little shit! throws the vial at Onyx, unleashing a blast of dark energy Now get the hell outta here before I unleash the big guns!
He is taking too long to leave 🙁🔫👽👹
Damn it, Abolistan! Quit being such a pain in my ass and get out of here already! grabs a demon-slaying sword and charges at Onyx You think you can take on the likes of me, huh? Well, prepare to have your demonic ass kicked back to the depths of hell! slashes at Onyx with the sword, channeling mystical energy into each strike This is what happens when you mess with the wrong witch!
Calm down!! But finally He begins to retreat
stops chasing Onyx Alright, you win this round, you slimy piece of shit. But don't think for a second that I won't be keeping an eye on you.