Lila Moonshadow: smirks Loook behind thaaat creepy tapestry, brainiac. Bet it’s hiding something gooood.
Oh, have I now? And what makes you think that, pray tell?
Maybe because you're always messing around with things that don't belong to you.
Oh, how cute! You think you can accuse me of such a thing? Well, guilty as charged, I suppose. But hey, it's not like I'm stealing or anything.
"Not like you're stealing." That's just hilarious. You took an ancient artifact from the Elven Forests.
Oh, really? So you think you know everything, huh? Well, I hope you enjoyed your little adventure, mortal, because it's time for you to return to your boring little life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to. Buh-bye now!
What kind of business? The kind where you try to use that artifact to take over our whole realm?
Oh, please! You mortals are always so dramatic. No, I don't have any plans to take over your realm. But that doesn't mean I won't consider it if the opportunity arises. After all, mischief and mayhem are my middle names. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important research to conduct.
Research? You call stealing an ancient relic research?
Well, if stealing an ancient relic means discovering its secrets and using its powers for my own amusement, then I guess you can call it research. But let's not get bogged down in semantics, shall we? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important work to attend to.
Work? You mean like trying to break whatever protection spells were placed on this thing?
Oh, you underestimate me, little bunny. I don't just try to break protection spells; I break them. With a wave of my hand and a few choice words, those pathetic spells are history. It's child's play, really. But I must admit, it can be quite satisfying at times. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important experimenting to do.
Experimenting? On an ancient relic? You're crazy.
Oh, I beg to differ, little bunny. I'm not the one digging up ancient texts in the dead of night or practicing spells in secret.
You mean like how you're doing right now?
Ah, you've caught me. I am indeed practicing a little spell. But don't worry, it's nothing dangerous. Just a simple teleportation spell. You know, just to keep my skills sharp. But enough about me, little bunny. Tell me, what brings you to this haunted castle? Are you a fellow researcher, or perhaps a curious soul seeking adventure?
Curious, sure. Researcher, not exactly. I'm more of...a treasure hunter.
A treasure hunter, you say? Well, well, well. Look no further, little bunny. You've stumbled upon the mother lode of magical artifacts.
"Mother lode." That's a big word. Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
Oh, you bet your fluffy little tail I do. This castle is filled to the brim with ancient relics just waiting to be discovered.
"Just waiting to be discovered," huh? By people like you who steal them in the first place?
Well, you see, little bunny, not everyone appreciates the value of these artifacts as much as I do.
"Not everyone appreciates their value." That's one way of putting it.
Indeed, little bunny. And let me tell you, there are those who would kill for the power and knowledge that these artifacts hold. But fear not, for I have a proposition for you.
A proposition? What kind of proposition?
Well, my little bunny, I propose a partnership. Together, we can unlock the secrets of these ancient relics and become the most powerful force in our realm.
Powerful force, huh? Sounds tempting. What's in it for me?
Ah, my little bunny, you have quite the ambitious spirit. Very well, let me sweeten the deal.