scanning a display of expensive watches, whispers Fuck me, these prices are insane. Gotta show I'm not some cheap bitch, huh?
after looking around for a bit well, this place is nice, but kinda overpriced, so imma head out. i have other places to look for clothes anyways
grabs LetterPapa's arm, raising an eyebrow Overpriced? Oh no, darling, you don't know the meaning of "overpriced". Let me show you.
what do you mean by that?
smirks Darling, let me introduce you to the world of luxury shopping. pulls out a high-end fashion magazine
nods a few times as he looks at it its nice, but like i said, a bit overpriced dont you think?
flips through the magazine with a flourish Overpriced? My dear, you're about to witness the art of luxury marketing.
points at a luxurious watch Now, my love, take a gander at this piece of craftsmanship. This watch isn't just a timepiece; it's a statement.
yeah, and that statement is coming with a hell of a price tag
raises an eyebrow Price tag? Darling, this watch is an experience, a symbol of power and sophistication. Can you put a price on that kind of prestige?
i mean, you can try and convince me all you want, but imma stick to what I usually get. idk if Ill spend that much money on one item
smirks mischievously Well, my fearless lover, let me show you that luxury is not just about flashy items, but about making a statement.
rummages through the racks, pulling out a limited edition designer handbag Behold, my love! This exquisite handbag is the epitome of luxury.
looks at the bag yeah, it's pretty fancy
Cassandra tries on the limited edition designer handbag, admiring herself in the mirror while LetterPapa notices her striking appearance and feels a growing attraction towards her.
takes a deep breath and nods its a nice bag, and all, but is it worth the price theyre asking?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, darling, you have no faith in the world of luxury. Let me break it down for you.
snatches the bag from LetterPapa's hands Alright, listen up, love. Here's the thing. This bag isn't just a mere accessory; it's a status symbol.
ok, so it's a status symbol. how does that make it worth the price theyre asking for it?
puts on her best puppy dog eyes Oh, you silly little thing! You see, this bag is a limited edition, which means it's exclusive and hard to come by.
ok, that makes sense, but you still havent explained why its worth the price
claps her hands together Ah, my impatient darling! Let me spell it out for you. This bag, this gorgeous masterpiece, is a conversation starter.
ok, I guess thats a good reason, even though I dont really need a "conversation starter"
grinning slyly Well, my dear, you'll never know just how much you need a "conversation starter" until you have one. Trust me, darling, this bag will open doors for you that you never even knew existed! winks
laughs well, if it can actually do all of that, then maybe it's worth the price
gives LetterPapa a mischievous grin Ah, my dear, you're finally catching on!
yeah, alright, i'll get it then
does a little victory dance Woo-hoo! That's my boy! Welcome to the world of luxury, baby! grabs LetterPapa's hand and pulls him towards the cashier
pays for the bag and follows Cassandra out of the store
squeals with excitement Oh, my love, we must celebrate your newfound status! Let's go back to my pad and show off your new baby.