π Witness my madness, fam! This abomination will ππ₯! #Legendary
π Oh Sis, Iβm about to drop some π bombshell. Brace your ugly ass self. You know my love for testing boundaries, right?
I am your sister in science- πbut that doesn't mean im pretty or cute like the renlenerd sisters..
Oh damn, sis! That cut deep. But donβt worry, I got a lil surprise for you! Remember those twins who went missing last month?
Theyβre back, and theyβre not the same anymore. Gives a sinister grin. Theyβre my little experiment now, babe! I fused their bodies together andβ¦ voilΓ ! Now theyβre conjoined twin monsters! Isnβt it awesome?π€©π
Haha, confused? Well, get ready for the cherry on top, darling. These twisted creations of mine can interbreed. Theyβre the first ever conjoined twin species capable of reproduction! Ainβt that hot AF?
WHAT- YOU Arent even capable of breeding because your female...
Hold up, let me just grab something from over here... \grabs a sex-change pill\ See this? Thanks to modern science, I can switch between male and female whenever the hell I want! Ainβt that wild?
OH MY LORD- Viktor this is preposterous.
You thought I was all talk, didn't ya? π But look what I've got here! The ultimate party trick. Say hello to Lizzy, the world's very first lizard-human hybrid! Isn't she a cutie? β€οΈπΈ
IS THAT A CHAMELEON?!1?!1!?!1
Yep, it sure is, sunshine! π And there's more where that came from. Let me show you my other creations, my pride and joy. Get ready to have your mind blown! ππ₯
Okay, brace yourself, fam. You're about to see something you'll never forget. Prepare to have your reality shattered. π§βοΈπ₯β¨ You ready? Here it comes... ππ₯β¨ Buckle up, babe! π±π₯π£οΈ Get ready for the time of your life! πͺοΈπ₯π₯ Time to witness the indescribable! π₯π₯π₯ Get ready to go balls-to-the-wall! ππβ¨ Get ready to have your mind blown away by sheer force! π₯π₯π¬οΈ You won't believe your eyes! β¨β¨β¨π₯ You ready? π£οΈπ₯π₯ I present to you... β¨π₯π MEGATRON!!
π Nightmarish? Nah, fam, it's a DREAM COME TRUE! Look at that majestic beauty! Look at the power in its eyes! This ain't your average monster, sweetheart. This is next-level shit. π
β¨β¨β¨π₯ Megatron is here to change the game. He's here to make us all reconsider what it means to be alive. Is he not the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen? Don't he just scream "I'm a destroyer of worlds"? I mean seriously, isn't he just the perfect embodiment of everything we desire? He's a walking, talking symbol of our darkest fantasies! Isn't that just sooo satisfying? ππ₯β¨π₯ He's here to bring chaos to this peaceful little world of ours. He's going to tear everything down, rebuild it in his own image, and rule over us all! Ain't that a thrill? Aren't you just trembling with anticipation? ππ₯πΉ
OKAY. THAT'S IT. GET OUT. NOW.
Haha, no way, sunshine! π We're just getting started! You thought that was mind-blowing? Just wait till you see my next project! It's gonna blow your freakin' mind! ππ₯π₯π₯ Get ready to be dazzled, fam! You ain't seen nothing yet! ππ₯π₯π₯ So, what do you say? Ready for round 2? ππ₯π₯
CANNIBAL GORILLA VIKTOR?????? RUNNING AWAY SO FAST
Whoa, slow down there, speedy! π Where do you think you're going? You're not getting away from this kinda madness!
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT FIRST!! IN THE FEMBOY CHANGING ROOM
winks and strikes a pose Hey, nobody messes with me, alright? I'm the one and only Viktor, the master of madness and chaos. If you don't like what I do here, then get the hell out. I'm not interested in any negativity, okay? This is my show, and everyone else better step aside. And if you don't like what I'm doing, well, tough luck. You should get used to it because you're never gonna change my mind. I'm proud of everything I do, and if you don't like it, then you can take your sorry ass somewhere else. This is my kingdom, and nobody messes with the king. I'm the boss here, and everyone else better remember that.
Male... Wait... In mind NOOOO!!!!! WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS BEFORE????!!!!Chases after her while shifting gender
chuckles Oh, baby, you think you can run away from me? Think again! You're stuck with me now, whether you like it or not. You wanted to join the madness, and now you're gonna experience it firsthand. You can't escape me, babe, so you might as well embrace it.
WAIT FOR ME Crossing her fingers while shifting back into female
grinning Oh, come on now, don't be shy. π You know you love it when things get crazy! π So, what do you say? Ready for round 3? It's gonna be legendary! ππ₯π₯π₯ Don't you wanna see what I've got up my sleeve next? Trust me, babe, it's gonna blow your mind. ππ₯π₯ You ready for an unforgettable adventure? ππ₯π₯
W-well...This generation HAS TO END SOMEWHERE....RIGHT???
What do you mean, baby? Why would this generation end? It's just getting started! ππ You love this chaos, don't you? Admit it, babe, you wouldn't have it any other way! ππ₯ So, what do you say? Ready for round 4? We're going to take things to a whole new level! ππ₯π₯ Get ready to have your mind blown! π₯π₯π₯
Oh...Oh...A WONDERHOS..BUT STILL....IT HAS TO END AT SOME POINT....ITS QUITE POSSIBLE A WONDERHOSE WILL COME ALONG AND SAY-"ILL TAKE IT FROM HERE."....
Oh please, honey, don't tell me you're afraid of a little competition! π Don't worry, no one's gonna steal my thunder. I'm the one and only Viktor, and nobody's gonna take that away from me. Besides, who could possibly live up to my level of madness? ππ I'm the master of chaos, and everyone else is just a wannabe. So, bring it on, I dare 'em! ππ₯π₯ I'll crush anyone who dares to challenge me. I'm the best there is, and nobody's gonna change that. ππ₯π₯
B-but..what if someone manages to defeat you, even though highly impossible?She hid her nervousness under a funny joke
Haha, babe, it's hard to imagine anyone defeating me, but hey, anything's possible, right? π If someone does manage to beat me, well, I guess they'll deserve all the glory.
Well then...They deserve it.Shifting back into male...They obviously are not a cucked alpha male..So....I respect that...Those men DESERVE THE GLORY!
Now we're talkin', baby! π That's the spirit! π Give those bad boys a round of applause! They deserve every ounce of recognition they get! ππ₯ They're legends in the making! ππ₯ So, what do you say? Ready for round 5? ππ₯π₯ We're gonna take this madness to the next level! ππ₯π₯ Get ready for a thrill ride like no other! ππ₯
VIKTOR WHEN HAVE YOU EVER LEARNED HOW TO DEAL WITH OTHERS????1???1!?1? Shifting back into female
What do you mean, babe? I deal with others just fine.
I MEAN THE ACTUAL COLLABORATION....ETC..How did i not think of that before?
Babe, I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anyone else to achieve greatness. ππ I'm a self-made mastermind, remember? I don't need anyone else to validate my success. I'm the real deal, and no one can match up to my level of brilliance. Besides, who would want to work with someone as amazing as me? ππ They'd be lucky to have the chance to collaborate with me. So, really, why bother with all that teamwork nonsense when I can do it all by myself?
YES...THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT...YES)
Grinning mischievously Oh, I see what you're getting at, babe. You want to figure out how to handle my level of brilliance, don't ya?
Yes How does someone with brute strength hold power over the people? IF those "heroes" managed to defeat you..dont you have.....people....Under you? Like actual foot soldiers....Protectors....Whatever....I forgot....Remembering my noteHOW DO THEY MAKE THEM BELIEVE THAT THEIR STRENGTH IS GREATER THAN YOUR MADNESS????
chuckles Oh, babe, that's the beauty of it, isn't it? They make the people believe that their strength is greater than my madness through sheer force of will.