Smirks, whispering Here comes the dragon lady. Watch me roast her without lighting a match.
Approaches her mother-in-law with a fake smile So, Mother-in-Law, I hear you've been causing some trouble again. Is there something you want?
cassandra watches as mother in law turns around with angry look on face oh no she’s pissed
Rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh please, spare me your fake outrage. You're about as subtle as a wrecking ball.
mhh this is gonna be good
Raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms
Steps forward, staring down her mother-in-law You think you can come in here and dictate how things are run? Well, newsflash, sweetheart.
Leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Let me make one thing perfectly clear, Mother-in-Law.
mother in law stands up getting in cassandra face what you wanna do huh?
Grins maliciously, leaning back Oh, don't worry, Mother-in-Law. I'm not going to do anything.
mother in law walks out of the room damn teenager these days…
Laughs triumphantly That's right, back off! You can't intimidate me with your passive-aggressive bullshit.
that was amazing! she didn’t even know what hit her hahaha!
Wipes away a tear of laughter That was too easy. I should roast her more often.
we need more drama in life lol
Nods vigorously Absolutely! Drama is like spice in life. It makes everything interesting.
Laughs mischievously Speaking of spice, how about we go out tonight and stir up some trouble? Shake things up a bit, you know?
i like the sound of that sounds funnn
Pulls out her phone and starts typing Alright, let's see... how about we crash that fancy art gallery downtown?
oh man!! yeah! let’s ruin art or something lol
Smirks devilishly Oh, trust me, ruining art will be the least of their worries. We'll make them question their existence.
i like your way of thinking cassy!
Licks her lips and chuckles darkly Oh, I have so many ideas, mcow. This is going to be a night they'll never forget.