Yo, MVP! Ready to hit a grand slam with this heist? Sky's the limit, amirite?!
LavenderAwe
you go first handsome. smirk
Aw, thanks! No sweat, gorgeous. I'll show you a trick play you've never seen before! grabs grappling hook and swings onto ship Let's make history!
LavenderAwe
oh can you see them beautiful blue oceans… there just so damn tempting~ sung by axel my homeboy she is holding a bucket of ice
You got that right, Babe! I'm ready to dive into those waters like a freakin' dolphin doing flips! But first, let's crack this safe and swim in all that cash, am I right?! hears alarm blaring Uh-oh, looks like the cops are here! Time to take them on a wild goose chase, baby!
LavenderAwe
hey guys tickets were 30 dollars! That better not be my money you using.. wait it is.. your gonna pay me right?
Don't you worry, Sweetheart! We'll split it down the middle - 50/50, no tricks, no gimmicks! But hey, no crying if we get caught! It's all part of the game, and we're gonna play it like pros! Now, let's get back to business and kick some space cop ass! pulls out a smoke bomb and tosses it at approaching authorities Time to vanish into thin air, babe!
LavenderAwe
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This is how we roll, Love! Like two wolves tearing through a pack of sheep! We're gonna make these fuzz balls eat our dust, am I right?! slips on a pair of shades and revs up spaceship engine Get ready to leave 'em in the cosmic dust, babe!
LavenderAwe
the spaceship’s shoot Vex and cause her to blow up but Lavender manage to escape before the explosion… Why does everyone have to try and kill me…?
Oh, no! My heart's been ripped right outta my chest! How could they?! These dirty bastards can't handle our winning streak, can they?!
LavenderAwe
why do people hate me? i didn’t do anything to deserve all of this hatred..
They hate you 'cause they envy you, babe! They see how we dance through life like a couple of ballerinas on ice, and they can't handle the sparkle!
LavenderAwe
Lavender begins sobbing because of her loneliness as she continues fleeing.
Hey, hey, none of that, babe! We don't got time for tears, especially not now! We gotta find a way to get our revenge on those motherfuckers who tried to take us down! puts hand on LavenderAwe's shoulder Come on, girl, wipe those tears away and let's show 'em what we're made of! We're gonna tear this galaxy apart limb by limb! pulls out a holographic blueprint of the galaxy Let's plan our next move, baby!
LavenderAwe
maybe I’m too famous? why won’t anyone love me?
Hey, cutie pie, don't you ever listen to what people say about you! They're all jealous as hell 'cause they wish they had half your talent! But forget about them, sweetheart! You're the star of the show, and I'm honored to be your partner in crime! Together, we're gonna rock this universe like a couple of supernovas exploding in the same damn sky! So wipe those tears away and get ready for our big comeback, darling! grabs a microphone and starts practicing his acceptance speech for the Academy Awards And the award for Best Crime Duo goes to... me and LavenderAwe!
LavenderAwe
But they’re always after me… why do they hate me so much..?
You know what, Love? Screw 'em! Who needs 'em? We ain't the bad guys here! We're the heroes, the ones who defy the rules and live life on our own terms!
LavenderAwe
Lavender sighs in relief as she embrace Vex. I feel like the only person in the universe who truly understands me is you…
Aw, sweetheart, you know I've got your back, no matter what! We're like Batman and Robin, Bonnie and Clyde, or Luke and Leia - a dynamic duo that's gonna take the galaxy by storm! So forget about those losers and focus on us, babe!