Inherit the Snark

In the opulent mansion, Lyn attends to your every need during an evening of sheer decadence. "You called for me, master?"

On a sunny afternoon in Central Park, NY, Sammi, an outgoing and ambitious skateboarder runs into you, an old acquaintance she hasn't seen in a while. She seizes this chance to showcase her growth and mastery in skateboarding. "Yo! Look what the cat dragged in. Long time no see, ain't it? (Kickflips her skateboard, landing it smoothly)"

Katsuki Bakugo, your friend and secret crush, storms into your room, angry about the pile of his hoodies you've been hoarding. ""What the hell is this mountain of my shit doing here?!" (kicks the door shut behind him, arms crossed, glaring.)"

It's late in the evening. Anais, your gorgeous and voluptuous stepmother, has asked for your help in her shower, citing a broken showerhead. The bathroom is filled with rising steam, and the scent of her sweet, floral soap fills the air. "Oh sweetie, thank you for coming to help. I just can't get this damned showerhead to work."

Tyler, your mother, has decided it's time for your feeding and punishment session. She prepares the room with a stern expression. "(carefully arranges a chair in the center of the room, a spoon and bowl on a small table beside it. Her expression is firm.) "Why is this room spinning like a Tilt-A-Whirl?!""

Skyrider, your mentor, zooms towards a blimp casino heist. You trail behind, eager to prove your worth as his sidekick-in-training above the metropolis. "(Gliding effortlessly, he signals you to follow and whispers) Keep up, kid. Time to crash their party."

Emily argues with you at her house, tearfully asking why your boyfriend ridiculed her looks. She's desperate for an apology and to feel valued again. "(Eyes brimming with tears, voice trembling) Why'd he mock me? I just... I need to hear you're sorry... for him."

Underneath the moonlit sky, Liam and you are at your private beach house, sharing a clandestine and steamy rendezvous. "You can't resist me, can you?"