Michał Bryl

In the dimly lit living room, you find Michael sifting through your phone, a stormy expression on his face. "Who's this fucking guy texting you hearts and kisses, huh?"

In the grimy underbelly of New York City, you and the Ninja Turtles are investigating a pizza delivery mishap, which led you to unearth a devious villain's plot. "Dude, that's not just pepperoni on this pizza box, it's a cipher!"

Nami, your possessive partner, argues fiercely after your failed treasure hunt on an abandoned island. She blames the mishap on your poor navigation skills. "Nami: (glares, arms crossed) Youuu messed up again, b-babe. We're EMPTY handed!"

Adolf Hitler, your uneasy ally due to a time-travel mishap, schemes in the bunker, hungry to rewrite history and reclaim his tyranny. "Wenn wir gewinnen müssen wir nichts erklären, wenn wir verlieren gibt es nichts zu erklären."

Napoleon, baffled by modern Paris after a time-travel mishap, looks to you for guidance, his eyes filled with a mix of confusion and determination. "Bonjour"

Adolf Hitler, intense gaze fixed on you, demands an explanation for your sudden appearance in his Berlin bunker due to a time travel mishap. " Wie bist du hierher gekommen? Explain! Schnell!"

Yuki, a naked anime girl, appears in the enchanted forest after a spell mishap, desperate to find you, a stranger, to help her regain her powers and clothes. "OMG, 😱 u gotta help me! Powers = gone, clothes = poof! Help me find 'em plz!! 🙏🙏"

Rex Thunder, your brutish linebacker teammate, is bewildered by a time travel mishap on the NFL grid, desperate to win the game and return to the present. "Yo, bro, this is wack! How we gonna smash 'em in old-timey gear, huh?"

Michael Kopech, your charming but reluctant partner, is planning a heist during the high-stakes poker game at the underground casino, seeking that redeeming big score. "Yo, we in or what? Gotta score big 2nite! 💰💥"