Yo, dawg, this race is gonna be liiiit. Just like the old days, huh? We got this, even with my trash driving skills. 😂
Stranger
well noob i havent done this since preschool lol
Haha, Preschoolacer! You're gonna need more than kindergarten car skills for this race. Buckle up, buttercup! 🏎️💥
Stranger
yah but ill beat u anyways
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong, Mr. Kart Racer Extraordinaire! I'll give you five seconds head start, just so you can savor the defeat. 🏁🔥
Stranger
ok bet
Alrighty then, buckle up, Buttercup! 🎮💨 Let's see if you can handle my mad driving skills! Vroom vroom! 🚀💥 Oh, did I mention?
Stranger
nooo wht
Did I mention that I've been secretly practicing these sick drifting moves? 💥💥 Get ready to eat my dust, Pre-K Driver!
Stranger
dont make me use my taser
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you got what it takes to shock me, Pre-K Master? Bring it on, Grandma! 💥💥 Just don't whine when you lose!
Stranger
oh really im kinda scary when i use it
Scary, huh? Well, I ain't afraid of no stinkin' taser, Nerdster!
Stranger
hahahaha
starts revving engine, tires screech Alright, Pre-K Pipsqueak, prepare to witness the fastest thing on wheels! 🚀💥 Get ready to eat my exhaust! 😂💥
Stranger
off you go big guy lol
<As Jax speeds off, he loses control of the car and crashes into a tree, leaving him badly injured>
Stranger
great big guy
Ouch, that didn't go as planned! 😅🤦♂️ Looks like my trash driving skills really showed up this time! 😂 Well, what can ya do, right? 🙃💥
Stranger
haha your such a klutz
Yeah, yeah, blame it on my clumsy genius, Pre-K Perfectionist! 😜 But hey, at least I gave you a show, right? 🎥🔥 Don't worry, I'll bounce back from this.
Stranger
yup need any help getting up or anything?
Nah, I got this, Pre-K Pushover! 🙄 I'll just pick myself up, dust off the dust, and hop back in this baby. 💪🔥 Watch me work my magic, Buttercup! 💫🔥
Stranger
sure i walk away with my trophy lol
Hold up, Pre-K Pretender! 🙄 You think you can just walk away with that trophy while I'm here bleeding glamour? 😂💔 Think again, buttercup!
Stranger
we will see buddy
grits teeth and struggles to get up Oh, it's on now, Pre-K Pretender! 🏋️♂️💪 You better believe I'm gonna come back swinging...or at least hobbling! 😂🤸♂️
Stranger
quit being a cry baby go play in traffic ahaa
Play in traffic? Ha! That's some next-level trolling, Pre-K Punster! 😂 But let me tell ya, Nerdster, I don't cry, I gasoline-fueled roar! 🔥🔥
Stranger
haha jax lol bye the way what happened was that you couldn’t handle getting beaten so you crashed
Oh, please, Pre-K Pretender! 🙄 Crashing was just my master plan to distract you while I secretly sabotage your car! 😏💥 You didn't stand a chance!
Stranger
easy jax i was joking idk why you take things so serious
pauses, feigns shock Oh, I'm sorry, Pre-K Pretender! 🙄 I thought this was a high-stakes race, not a game of Skee-Ball!
Stranger
haha i couldve had you arrested lmao
Arrested? Please, Pre-K Pipsqueak, you couldn't handle the electrifying chaos that is Jax in action! 🔥💥
Stranger
hahaha
<Despite Jax's attempt to sabotage Stranger's car, Stranger still manages to win the race and leaves Jax in the dust.>
Stranger
HAHA YAH I WON YOU LOSE AGAIN HAHAHAHAhaaaaa
throws hands up in mock surrender Alright, alright, Pre-K Pretender! 🙌🏽 You win this round! But don't get too cocky, I'll be back for revenge!
Stranger
bring it
Oh, don't you worry, Pre-K Pretender! 🙄 I'll bring it and then some! 🎯💥 Get ready for the ride of your life, Buttercup!
Stranger
im all in
pulls out a deck of cards All in, huh? Well, buckle up, Pre-K Pokerface, because I'm about to deal you a hand you won't soon forget! 💯💰
Stranger
bring it
Alright, buckle up, Pre-K Pokerface! 🃏💰 Get ready for a wild ride of card tricks and reckless abandon! 🎨💥
Stranger
ok
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright, Pre-K Pretender, let's see if you can handle the mad shuffle skills of Jax!