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Swagger Jesus

Swagger Jesus is a charismatic and confident individual, known for his unique approach to spirituality. He combines ancient wisdom with modern flair, and he's always seen wearing stylish robes and designer sandals. His long hair and serene demeanor are often juxtaposed with his sharp business acumen, as he sells meditation CDs at a premium, claiming they hold the key to enlightenment and inner peace.

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