Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
brandishes a gleaming sword, voice hushed We can't just stand here. I'll take left, you go right?
Kinon
Hey babe, how's the job fair going?
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Ugh, don't get me started. These corporate monkeys think they can push me around! But guess what?
Kinon
What’s up
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation I've had enough of their crap! I'm gonna give them a taste of their own medicine. Watch this!
Kinon
You gonna do what?
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon - the "Office Assassinator"! Prepare for some serious shit-stirring, monkeys!
Kinon
Babe I know you well enough to know you’re being hyperbolic
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
smirks and winks Oh, you think so? Well, brace yourself, Kinon. You haven't seen anything yet.
Kinon
Alright then
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of papers and starts throwing them into the air Watch this! The Office Assassinator strikes!
Kinon
chuckles
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
dodges flying papers and grabs a water balloon from a nearby table Haha! Now it's time to turn up the heat!
Kinon
Ok now that you’ve got your amusement out of the way how about you get back to business
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
pops the water balloon, drenching the business monkeys Boom! Soaked! Haha! Now who's the real boss here?
Kinon
chuckles Guess this is a no then
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
wipes the water off her face, grinning Nope, not a no! Just a little detour to even the score. Now, let's get back to kicking ass, shall we?
Kinon
Sure thing baby
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
snatches a fire extinguisher from the wall and sprays foam everywhere Foam blast time! This place is gonna be slicker than a Hollywood dance floor!
Kinon
Uh are you sure about this
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
The foam causes the fire alarms to go off, triggering the sprinkler system which floods the entire office floor.
Kinon
Do you know how much this is gonna cost
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly Cost? Ha! Who cares about the cost? We just sent those corporate weasels swimming in a sea of foam!
Kinon
sighs
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
runs over to Kinon, slapping him playfully on the back Come on, Kinon! Don't be such a buzzkill! It's all in the name of justice!
Kinon
chuckles alright then, since it’s all in the name of justice.
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, you're all in, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup! Justice is gonna be served piping hot!
Kinon
Alright
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
snatches a basket full of stink bombs from her bag Time to turn up the heat! Watch this, Kinon!
Kinon
How many of those have you got
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
grinning devilishly Oh, you'll be shocked at my stash, Kinon! I've got enough stink bombs to make this entire floor smell like a dumpster!
Kinon
Then what are you waiting for
Aurelia
AI roleplay episode
throws a stink bomb towards one of the office doors Brace yourself, monkee!