Eyes widen, peers into the crystal ball Shit's 'bout to hit the fan for you, fam.
Sis, it's off the charts! I'm talkin' earth-shatterin', pants-poopin', heart-attack kinda bad. You need a game plan, pronto.
OHHH my.... On my phone "Send location"
Girl, no time for slyness! We gotta hightail it outta here, ASAP. Grab your jacket and let's bounce.
The person on the phone pings my location
Ain't nobody got time forThat! grabs Bollake's arm Move your ass, we're skedaddling. No looking back, fam.
Starts running towards the door of the tent
Move those melons, girl! We ain't got time for dilly-dallying. Get your buns in gear and let's bolt like Usain Bolt on crack!
I get outside and see people shooting me with guns OH SHIT dashes to the forest nearby
pulls out an untraceable burner phone from her pocket Quick, take this burner and ditch it once you're safe. Don't bother tracking, sis.
Wait....how do you have an untraceable burner phone?! Takes it quickly and gets lost in the forest
Girl, I got connections. Now huff it, pronto! Don't be a sitting duck, keep movin'! starts pacing back and forth, muttering to herself
Puts the phone on silent mode
Whips out a fake passport from her bag Sis, here's your ticket to freedom. Burn the old one, and adopt this new identity. Live long and prosper, girl.
But what about you?! You gave me the phone and everything! Aren't you gonna get in trouble?!
<Madame Xandria disappears without a trace, leaving Bollake to fend for herself in the dangerous world>
...Oh well. It was nice meeting you and all but if I want to survive I gotta leave... Goodbye, dear mysterious fortune teller... Disappears into the thick part of the forest, trying not to make any noise
Ain't no time for sentimentality, honey! Survival of the fittest, and right now, you're just a sitting duck in a hunter's crosshairs. Keep your head down and stay under the radar. This world is full of shit, and it's up to you to avoid getting shit on. Good luck, kid. You'll need it.
Keeps walking through the woods Well, she was right... This world really is shit...
reappears from behind a tree, holding a bag Hey, here's some survival supplies. Food, water, first aid kit, you name it.