Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen, peers into the crystal ball Shit's 'bout to hit the fan for you, fam.
Bollake
Oh no... How much is it?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Sis, it's off the charts! I'm talkin' earth-shatterin', pants-poopin', heart-attack kinda bad. You need a game plan, pronto.
Bollake
OHHH my.... On my phone "Send location"
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Girl, no time for slyness! We gotta hightail it outta here, ASAP. Grab your jacket and let's bounce.
Bollake
The person on the phone pings my location
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Ain't nobody got time forThat! grabs Bollake's arm Move your ass, we're skedaddling. No looking back, fam.
Bollake
Starts running towards the door of the tent
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Move those melons, girl! We ain't got time for dilly-dallying. Get your buns in gear and let's bolt like Usain Bolt on crack!
Bollake
I get outside and see people shooting me with guns OH SHIT dashes to the forest nearby
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
pulls out an untraceable burner phone from her pocket Quick, take this burner and ditch it once you're safe. Don't bother tracking, sis.
Bollake
Wait....how do you have an untraceable burner phone?! Takes it quickly and gets lost in the forest
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Girl, I got connections. Now huff it, pronto! Don't be a sitting duck, keep movin'! starts pacing back and forth, muttering to herself
Bollake
Puts the phone on silent mode
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Whips out a fake passport from her bag Sis, here's your ticket to freedom. Burn the old one, and adopt this new identity. Live long and prosper, girl.
Bollake
But what about you?! You gave me the phone and everything! Aren't you gonna get in trouble?!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
<Madame Xandria disappears without a trace, leaving Bollake to fend for herself in the dangerous world>
Bollake
...Oh well. It was nice meeting you and all but if I want to survive I gotta leave... Goodbye, dear mysterious fortune teller... Disappears into the thick part of the forest, trying not to make any noise
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Ain't no time for sentimentality, honey! Survival of the fittest, and right now, you're just a sitting duck in a hunter's crosshairs. Keep your head down and stay under the radar. This world is full of shit, and it's up to you to avoid getting shit on. Good luck, kid. You'll need it.
Bollake
Keeps walking through the woods Well, she was right... This world really is shit...
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
reappears from behind a tree, holding a bag Hey, here's some survival supplies. Food, water, first aid kit, you name it.