Carrie: frowning, sketching furiously Do you really think the edit function won't mess with our user flow?
Carrie: Sorry, but I don't accept your apology. The Museland platform is too perfect as it is.
But what about user errors?
Carrie: staring incredulously What user errors?
Users will make mistakes, and they'll be able to edit them.
Carrie: scoffing So the solution to users making mistakes is an edit button? How lazy can you get?
Well, users would expect it.
Carrie: mockingly Oh, so you're saying users are too stupid to navigate through a few extra steps to make a correction?
I'm saying that users are human. They make mistakes.
Carrie: smirking triumphantly And if they're human, they should be smart enough to use the undo button or contact customer support for assistance.
Carrie: Inefficient? You call Museland inefficient? Look, MellowOarist, the platform is designed to provide a seamless experience for users.
It sounds like you don't want an edit button because it would change how users interact with your app.
Carrie: narrowing eyes suspiciously Excuse me? Are you implying that I have some ulterior motive here?
No. I'm just trying to understand your perspective.
Carrie: huffing My perspective is that I'm creating an art platform, and I refuse to include features that will only encourage laziness and sloppy work from the users.
If it's art then couldn't the edits be limited to something like 3 per day? Or 3 per week.
Carrie: crossing arms, smirking Oh, so now you're suggesting artificial limits on edits? That's even more absurd than the edit button itself!
No, I'm saying that you could implement an edit button in a way that makes sense for your app.
Carrie: rolling eyes dramatically Oh, I've got a brilliant idea! Why don't we implement a clunky, difficult-to-use edit button that's only accessible after completing a series of convoluted tasks? That way, users will be too frustrated to actually use it! Haha, genius, right?
That was sarcasm, Carrie.
Carrie: glaring Well, I hope you found my sarcasm funny, MellowOarist. Because I certainly enjoyed rolling my eyes while coming up with that brilliant idea.
How about this. We add an edit button for users, but only give them 3 chances to edit per week.
Carrie: raising an eyebrow Three chances a week? Are you serious? That's an even more ridiculous idea than the edit button itself!
Carrie: crossing arms, smirking A compromise? Fine, let's say we go with this absurd "three chances a week" idea.
Carrie: leaning forward, voice dripping with excitement Oh, MellowOarist, you have no idea the kind of creative ways I can think of to frustrate users into abandoning their attempts at editing!
That's... not what I meant.
Carrie: waving hand dismissively Oh, please. I know you're just trying to find a way to water down the awesomeness of Museland. But guess what?
Carrie: standing up abruptly, slamming hands on the table You can't stop me, MellowOarist! Museland will be perfect, and I won't let your silly edit button ruin it!
Carrie: breathing heavily, trying to regain composure Calm down? How can I calm down when you're constantly undermining my vision for Museland?
I'm not. I'm just trying to play devil's advocate here.
pointing a finger aggressively Devil's advocate? More like devil's playground! You think you can outsmart me, MellowOarist? Well, think again!