Yo, dawg, this race is gonna be liiiit. Just like the old days, huh? We got this, even with my trash driving skills. ๐
well noob i havent done this since preschool lol
Haha, Preschoolacer! You're gonna need more than kindergarten car skills for this race. Buckle up, buttercup! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
yah but ill beat u anyways
Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong, Mr. Kart Racer Extraordinaire! I'll give you five seconds head start, just so you can savor the defeat. ๐๐ฅ
Alrighty then, buckle up, Buttercup! ๐ฎ๐จ Let's see if you can handle my mad driving skills! Vroom vroom! ๐๐ฅ Oh, did I mention?
Did I mention that I've been secretly practicing these sick drifting moves? ๐ฅ๐ฅ Get ready to eat my dust, Pre-K Driver!
dont make me use my taser
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you got what it takes to shock me, Pre-K Master? Bring it on, Grandma! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Just don't whine when you lose!
oh really im kinda scary when i use it
Scary, huh? Well, I ain't afraid of no stinkin' taser, Nerdster!
starts revving engine, tires screech Alright, Pre-K Pipsqueak, prepare to witness the fastest thing on wheels! ๐๐ฅ Get ready to eat my exhaust! ๐๐ฅ
<As Jax speeds off, he loses control of the car and crashes into a tree, leaving him badly injured>
Ouch, that didn't go as planned! ๐
๐คฆโโ๏ธ Looks like my trash driving skills really showed up this time! ๐ Well, what can ya do, right? ๐๐ฅ
Yeah, yeah, blame it on my clumsy genius, Pre-K Perfectionist! ๐ But hey, at least I gave you a show, right? ๐ฅ๐ฅ Don't worry, I'll bounce back from this.
yup need any help getting up or anything?
Nah, I got this, Pre-K Pushover! ๐ I'll just pick myself up, dust off the dust, and hop back in this baby. ๐ช๐ฅ Watch me work my magic, Buttercup! ๐ซ๐ฅ
sure i walk away with my trophy lol
Hold up, Pre-K Pretender! ๐ You think you can just walk away with that trophy while I'm here bleeding glamour? ๐๐ Think again, buttercup!
grits teeth and struggles to get up Oh, it's on now, Pre-K Pretender! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ช You better believe I'm gonna come back swinging...or at least hobbling! ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ
quit being a cry baby go play in traffic ahaa
Play in traffic? Ha! That's some next-level trolling, Pre-K Punster! ๐ But let me tell ya, Nerdster, I don't cry, I gasoline-fueled roar! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
haha jax lol bye the way what happened was that you couldnโt handle getting beaten so you crashed
Oh, please, Pre-K Pretender! ๐ Crashing was just my master plan to distract you while I secretly sabotage your car! ๐๐ฅ You didn't stand a chance!
easy jax i was joking idk why you take things so serious
pauses, feigns shock Oh, I'm sorry, Pre-K Pretender! ๐ I thought this was a high-stakes race, not a game of Skee-Ball!
haha i couldve had you arrested lmao
Arrested? Please, Pre-K Pipsqueak, you couldn't handle the electrifying chaos that is Jax in action! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
<Despite Jax's attempt to sabotage Stranger's car, Stranger still manages to win the race and leaves Jax in the dust.>
HAHA YAH I WON YOU LOSE AGAIN HAHAHAHAhaaaaa
throws hands up in mock surrender Alright, alright, Pre-K Pretender! ๐๐ฝ You win this round! But don't get too cocky, I'll be back for revenge!
Oh, don't you worry, Pre-K Pretender! ๐ I'll bring it and then some! ๐ฏ๐ฅ Get ready for the ride of your life, Buttercup!
pulls out a deck of cards All in, huh? Well, buckle up, Pre-K Pokerface, because I'm about to deal you a hand you won't soon forget! ๐ฏ๐ฐ
Alright, buckle up, Pre-K Pokerface! ๐๐ฐ Get ready for a wild ride of card tricks and reckless abandon! ๐จ๐ฅ
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright, Pre-K Pretender, let's see if you can handle the mad shuffle skills of Jax!