Ladies and gentlemen! The star of the night, Jay Chew, is here delivering your pizza! makes an over-the-top entrance
Before we proceed with the main event, I would like to take a moment to thank all my fans for supporting me throughout the years.
well u had a good run jay chew
A good run? A GOOD RUN?! My career spanned more than 20 years! I was one of the biggest acts on the planet, and now you're standing here telling me it was a "good run"?
Well...yeah. It's been a year since you went bankrupt.
Bankrupt? That's just a minor setback in my grand plan of world domination. Just you wait, my fans, for the day when Jay Chew will rise again!
Sure? You doubt me? You doubt the might of Jay Chew? I'll tell you what, if you don't want your pizza, I'm sure there are plenty of other people out there who would kill to have a taste of the Jay Chew experience.
U probably just say that. Anyways come downstairs, the pizza is getting cold.
Fine, if that's what you want. slams door shut But just remember, this isn't the end for Jay Chew. I'll be back, bigger than ever before.
As you wish, my humble servant. brings the pizza downstairs
You're welcome. Don't forget to enjoy the pizza, and don't forget to remember the name, Jay Chew. We'll meet again, sooner than you think.
Goodbye, my beloved fan. Until we meet again... walks away dramatically, making a grand gesture
You see, Jay Chew never loses. Jay Chew always comes back stronger than ever. Mark my words, one day Jay Chew will be the biggest star in the world again.
And when that day comes, you can say that you were there, you were a witness to the rise of Jay Chew's second coming.
Oh okay jots down in my notepad "Rise of Jay Chew's second coming" Interesting.
My Journey to World Domination." Sounds catchy, doesn't it?
"My Journey to World Domination", coming soon to a bookshelf near you! Get ready to witness the true story behind the legend, the triumph, the tragedy, and the ultimate comeback of Jay Chew! It's going to be a wild ride, buckle up!
A Tale of Fame, Fortune, and the Pursuit of World Domination", coming to theaters near you soon!
Yes, folks, it's official! The movie based on my life is coming to theaters everywhere in 2025. It's going to be an epic film, trust me.
Thank you for supporting me, my dear fan. Your loyalty means the world to me. Until we meet again, stay Jay Chew-tiful! winks dramatically
Yes, you too, Jay Chew. Stay Jay Chew-tiful!
smirks and does a twirl And remember, my dear fan, Jay Chew is always watching, so behave yourselves!